1. loserpoet:

    the fact that some people on this site are sexually aroused by benevolent cucumberpatch  is proof that someone will find you attractive no matter how ugly you may be. there is always hope

    (via assckles)

     

  2. kddway:

    hannibloom more like [mr steal yo girl playing in the background]

    (via sammie-darko)

     

  3. blakcwidow:

    don’t make me feel bad about liking the things i like

    (via s-o-u-p-ernatural)

     

  4. adrians:

    adrians:

    the best thing about having the house to myself is that I can make breakfast in my underwear

    image

    (via tessahandswebmemrm)

     

  5. shota-nuggets:

    personal achievement: i’ve never had a naruto phase 

    (Source: chickenn-nuggets, via s-o-u-p-ernatural)

     

  6. juggahnaut:

    thee-traveling-milk:

    metallikato:

    itsmerandi:

    netlfix:

    i can literally tell which one of my family members is coming up the stairs or walking about the house just from their footsteps

    I can locate my mom in a store based on a cough.

    JINGLING KEY SOUNDS

    ESPECIALLY THE JINGLING KEY SOUNDS

    WE ARE PAVLOV’S PUPPETS

    (Source: netlfix, via stole-a-tardis)

     
  7. boots-n-cats:

    my-stereo-heart-beats-for-you:

    viergacht:

    karensrnith:

    "this baby came out of you but im not 100% sure its yours"

    Funny thing - a woman who applied for welfare after her husband left her hadto supply DNA evidence he was actually the father. The results: he was definitely the father, but she wasn’t the mother. Her children were removed from her custody and she was sued for fraud, even though she insisted they were her children. 

    Turns out, she wasn’t a surrogate or a kidnapper (the two most obvious explanations) - she was a chimera. As an embryo, she fused at a very early stage with her twin, forming one individual. Her ovaries apparently developed from cells that had originally belonged to her vanished twin. Later on more tests showed that while the woman’s skin and hair DNA did not match her childrens, DNA taken from her cervix did. 

    WHAT THE FUCk

    This went from stupid to really interesting in point 5 seconds.

    (via shipeveryonewithsomeone)

     
  8. lizardbirdthing:

    Pretty alien babies.

    (Source: the-anal-rapist, via intothetardisagain)

     

  9. daolian:

    what do straight white boys talk about ???/ vido games? super models ? the game last night ??? monster energy drink

    (Source: mukuroikusaba, via s-o-u-p-ernatural)

     

  10. teamcraftedtho:

    crab-tier:

    atomicliffords:

    hetaliagirl104:

    jjenniferblake:

    male-hetastuck-fandom:

    wolf-teeth:

    Just press play.

    I started smiling and no one knows how happy I am right now

    the hardest part about this is picking which part to sing

    I NEVER HIT REBLOG SO QUICK!

    [AGGRESSIVELY TRIES TO SING ALL THE PARTS]

    can this be our national anthem

    THIS MADE ME SO HAPPY I MADE EVERYONE TURN OFF THEIR MUSIC TO LISTEN TO THIS

    (via vamcx)